Her: "Where's that?"
Me: "Bali and Lombok are islands in Indonesia, so a bit up from Australia."
Her: "What's it like there?"
Me: "White sandy beaches, blue seas, that kind of thing."
Her: "I just tried googling Barley and I got a picture of some wheat."
Me: "It's spelt B - A - L - I."
Her: "I'm not very good at geography. (Addresses a guy:) Do you remember when you said Spain was in Europe, and I said where are we, and you said Europe, and I was like how can we be in the same place as Spain?"
Everyone: "Europe's a continent, like Australasia or Africa."
Her: "Africa's one country isn't it?"
|Welcome to Barley! Please remove your shoes.|
Him: *spins round in his chair on his way to the bin*
Her: "You startled me! Can you not move so erotically?"
Everyone: "Did you mean 'erratically'?"
Her, slightly panicked: "What does it mean...? Oh my God!"