Girl 2: "Noooo, don't tell her! She'll laugh at me!"
Girl 1: "I'm still going to tell her!"
Me: "Tell me what?"
Girl 1: "She didn't know that baby cockatiels came from eggs!"
Me: "What?! Did you think they grew on trees or something?!"
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Girl: "It was only a couple of years ago that I realised Scotch eggs have got meat in them."
Me: "What did you think the sausagemeat was?"
Girl: "I don't know... I thought it was some part of the egg. The mini ones. I offered one to my friend and she said no because she was vegetarian... I was like, what?"
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Girl: "My mum didn't realise Babycham was alcoholic, until she went to a party and said to someone 'What are you drinking?' 'Babycham.' 'Oh, why aren't you drinking?' She used to feed it to me when I was younger."
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| Other makes of perry, or deer, are of course available. |
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