Girl: "It gets worse every time I look."
Me: "??!"
Girl: "Not you, sorry. I was talking about that girl's badly-fitting trousers."
Sunday, 6 May 2012
Two Conversations At Once
Me: "I feel so bloated. I didn't eat much cake, but I had a bit of fizzy drink and now I feel huge. Do you ever get that? My stomach's just ballooned. I have to keep breathing in."
Girl: "It gets worse every time I look."
Me: "??!"
Girl: "Not you, sorry. I was talking about that girl's badly-fitting trousers."
Girl: "It gets worse every time I look."
Me: "??!"
Girl: "Not you, sorry. I was talking about that girl's badly-fitting trousers."
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